Day 192

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

- Oscar Wilde

Day 191

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.

- Will Rogers

Day 190

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

- Dave Barry

Day 189

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

- Bob Hope

Day 188

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

- Ani Difranco

Day 187

It is never too late to be what you might have been.


- George Eliot

Day 186

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
- Joseph Heller (Something Happened)