Day 8

Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.

- Julia Roberts (Notting Hill)

Day 7

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

- Charles M. Schulz (Peanuts)

Day 6

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

- Anonymous

Day 5

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

- Charlie Brown (Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz)

Day 4

Education is an ornament in prosperity and a refuge in adversity.

- Aristotle

Day 3

The sad truth is the truth is sad.

- Lemony Snicket ('The Hostile Hospital')

Day 2

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.

- C. P. Snow

Day 1

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

- Albert Einstein