Day 234

Sarcasm is the sour cream of wit.

- Anonymous

Day 221

Under Capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism, it's exactly the opposite.

- Anonymous

Day 183

Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns.

- Anonymous

Day 174

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

- Anonymous

Day 170

Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.

- Anonymous

Day 168

I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.

- Anonymous

Day 139

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

- Anonymous

Day 138

Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.

- Anonymous

Day 130

Divorce : The past tense of marriage.

- Anonymous

Day 126

Conversation is the slowest form of human communication.

- Anonymous

Day 115

A good book on your shelf is a friend that turns its back on you and remains a friend.

- Anonymous

Day 110

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

- Anonymous

Day 102

The noblest vengeance is to forgive.

- Anonymous

Day 55

A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be.

- Anonymous

Day 38

I thought I'd forget you, but I guess I forgot to.

- Anonymous

Day 26

Short prayers reach heaven.

- Anonymous

Day 20

Many talk like philosophers yet live like fools.

- Anonymous

Day 14

We come and cry and that is life, we cry and go and that is death.

- Anonymous

Day 6

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

- Anonymous