Day 214

What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.

- Edward Dahlbert

Day 208

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

- Robin Williams

Day 163

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

- Charles Darwin

Day 139

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

- Anonymous

Day 52

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

- Abraham Lincoln

Day 33

Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them.

- Dion Boucicault

Day 19

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

- Albert Einstein