Day 244

Friends are God's apology for relations.

- Hugh Kingsmill

Day 241

God never made his work for man to mend.

- John Dryden

Day 213

Any fool can count the seeds in an apple. Only God can count all the apples in one seed.

- Robert H. Schuller

Day 208

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

- Robin Williams

Day 176

God punishes us mildly by ignoring our prayers and severely by answering them.

- Richard J. Needham

Day 122

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

- William Shakespeare

Day 106

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Day 86

God : The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

- Mark Twain

Day 72

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

- Woody Allen

Day 64

God has no religion.

- Mahatma Gandhi

Day 51

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

- Voltaire

Day 17

What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.

- Eleanor Powell