Day 240

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

- Abe Lemons

Day 196

I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.

- Charlie Brown (Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz)

Day 168

I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.

- Anonymous

Day 139

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

- Anonymous