Day 239

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

- Alfred Hitchcock

Day 203

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

- John Lennon

Day 201

If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

- Johnny Carson

Day 200

Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.

- Homer Simpson

Day 194

Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure.

- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson)

Day 155

Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

- Thomas Edison

Day 151

There’s nothing more ironic or contradictory than life itself.

- Robert De Niro

Day 129

Life is like a game of cards. The hand you are dealt is determinism; the way you play it is free will.

- Jawaharlal Nehru

Day 120

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

- Voltaire

Day 119

Life is like riding a bicycle - in order to keep your balance, you must keep moving.

- Albert Einstein

Day 109

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.

- Nelson Henderson

Day 96

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life’s cruelest irony.

- Douglas Coupland

Day 85

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson)

Day 71

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

- Charlie Brown (Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz)

Day 65

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

- Mark Twain

Day 60

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

- Jack Handey

Day 48

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

- Mark Twain

Day 35

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

- Lemony Snicket

Day 34

In life you need either inspiration or desperation.

- Anthony Robbins

Day 14

We come and cry and that is life, we cry and go and that is death.

- Anonymous