Day 192

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

- Oscar Wilde

Day 191

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.

- Will Rogers

Day 190

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

- Dave Barry

Day 189

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

- Bob Hope

Day 188

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

- Ani Difranco

Day 187

It is never too late to be what you might have been.


- George Eliot

Day 186

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
- Joseph Heller (Something Happened)

Day 185

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

- Albert Einstein

Day 184

I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.

- Mother Teresa

Day 183

Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns.

- Anonymous

Day 182

True friends stab you in the front.

- Oscar Wilde

Day 181

Forgiveness is the sweetest revenge.

- Isaac Friedmann

Day 180

Humor is reason gone mad.

- Groucho Marx

Day 179

You were born an original. Don't die a copy.

- John Mason

Day 178

The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again.

- Korman's Law

Day 177

He conquers who endures.

- Persius

Day 176

God punishes us mildly by ignoring our prayers and severely by answering them.

- Richard J. Needham

Day 175

Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.

- Samuel Butler (Erewhon)

Day 174

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

- Anonymous

Day 173

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

- Theodore Roosevelt

Day 172

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Day 171

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.

- Socrates

Day 170

Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.

- Anonymous

Day 169

The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected.

- Nicholas Sparks

Day 168

I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.

- Anonymous

Day 167

Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven.

- Tryon Edwards

Day 166

A good teacher is a master of simplification and an enemy of simplism.

- Louis A. Berman

Day 165

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.

- Claudia Ghandi

Day 164

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.

- Stephen King

Day 163

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

- Charles Darwin