Day 223

The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.

- Gloria Steinem

Day 222

One rose says more than the dozen

- Wendy Craig

Day 221

Under Capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism, it's exactly the opposite.

- Anonymous

Day 220

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

- Elbert Hubbard

Day 219

A good book has no ending.

- R. D. Cumming

Day 218

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.

- Max Kauffman

Day 217

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.

- Jim Ryun

Day 216

Death is a debt we all must pay.

- Euripides

Day 215

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

- Malachy McCourt

Day 214

What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.

- Edward Dahlbert

Day 213

Any fool can count the seeds in an apple. Only God can count all the apples in one seed.

- Robert H. Schuller

Day 212

Man loves company even if it is only that of a small burning candle.

- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Day 211

Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to wisdom.

- Merry Browne

Day 210

There are always two people in every picture:  the photographer and the viewer.

- Ansel Adams

Day 209

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

- Jerry Seinfeld

Day 208

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

- Robin Williams

Day 207

Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that's really where you wish they were.

- George E. Bergman

Day 206

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

- Oscar Wilde

Day 205

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

- Frank Sinatra

Day 204

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

- Erma Bombeck

Day 203

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

- John Lennon

Day 202

Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.

- Mordecai Wyatt Johnson

Day 201

If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

- Johnny Carson

Day 200

Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.

- Homer Simpson

Day 199

The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.

- Oscar Wilde

Day 198

Small is the number of people who see with their eyes and think with their minds.

- Albert Einstein

Day 197

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

- Mac McCleary

Day 196

I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.

- Charlie Brown (Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz)

Day 195

Thoughts come clearly while one walks.

- Thomas Mann

Day 194

Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure.

- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson)

Day 193

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

- Paula Poundstone